He said he clocked me at 50 in a 35 with his laser gun. From my perspective, I figure that he did this while mounting his motorcycle with his backside turned toward me. He must have had that laser gun strapped to his right butt cheek, pointing in my general direction. Or maybe there’s some newfangled speed sensing device that can detect the velocity of an object that’s not in line-of-sight. How else can he explain how fast I was going before we saw each other? I was coming over a hill and spotted him mounting his bike across the street, at the bottom of the hill as I crested. Regardless, I can’t believe he pulled me over… I’m in an electric vehicle, for crying out loud… aren’t these things supposed to be painfully slow? Shouldn’t he have seen the “Electric” emblem on my hatch while giving chase, then just back off and let me go since there was no way such a contraption could have been doing 50mph uphill? Unfortunately for me, that’s not how things went down.
Fortunately we have California’s basic speed law, which in essence
allows folks to exceed the posted speed limit as long as they’re going
under 55mph and can prove that the conditions were not unsafe (i.e.
clear day, no traffic). So I decided to challenge the ticket, and I’m
glad I did, so far… got a free charge out of it, for starters. Then I
got free admission to an impromptu comedy performance… the judge doing
arraignments was hilarious and upbeat, commenting on how folks dress,
telling us about her flu shot ordeal earlier in the day, and making fun
of folks that were late or dozing off. If you ever get a traffic ticket
in Los Angeles, ask for a change of venue to the Beverly Hills
courthouse, then prepare to be entertained. Too bad the court is only
used for arraignments.One more thing I learned by fighting this ticket… the California Vehicle Code (CVC 22511) says it’s illegal to not practice basic charging etiquette, so long as there’s a sign posted indicating so (see picture).
How cool is that? A city that enforces charging etiquette, and a state that makes it easy for them to do so. Hopefully others follow suit.
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